THE ROMAN CALLER — While internet discussions grew evermore lively over the weekend following the release of an alleged photo from the 90’s of then-Robert Prevost (Leo XIV) appearing to worship at a Pachamama ritual, investigators from The Roman Caller discovered an even more shocking revelation from the photo: aliens.

While everyone was obsessing over the pope being at some South American indigenous festival thing, everyone missed the fact that an ominous extraterrestrial figure is seen in the left-hand side of the photo.

Experts say that the implications of this photo are astounding. Have aliens returned? What is the Augustinian order hiding? And finally, do aliens also worship Pachamamas?

A Vatican official who is close to the Roman Curia told The Roman Caller, “based on this photo, it is likely that aliens do, in fact, exist and may be living amongst us.” He continued, “there is probably an alien Vatican somewhere up in the stars with an alien pope, who got embroiled in controversy for worshiping an alien Pachamama.”

When asked whether the alien Vatican also had undergone an alien financial scandal of its alien Vatican banks, the official replied, “The possibilities are endless.”