Rev. Calvin Robinson announced Friday that he has decided to change Christian denominations again. “The Western Greek Armenian Pseudo Anglo-Catholic Church 2 has graciously accepted Rev. Calvin Robinson’s petition of entry,” said Miles Pennington, Chief Elder bishop of the WGAPACC2. This is the 30th new denomination that Robinson has tried out this year.

Pennington accepted the petition following Robinson’s skirmish with Apostolic Administrative Assistant James Cook, head of the Non-Wesleyan Apostolic High Fructose Corn Syrup Doppelganger Communion. “The NWAHFCSDC and I have decided to peacefully part ways following a disagreement regarding the display of videos of Nick Fuentes in the parish hall after Mass.”

At press time, Robinson has already resigned from the WGAPACC and is presently applying for the Newtonian Pickled Interdisciplinary Lutheran-Adjacent Ironclad Tick-Tack-Toe Three-in-a-Row Turkish Twice-Reformed Bapto-Catholic Church in New York. The Roman Caller will be following this ever-developing story and Robinson’s relationship with the NPILAITTTTIARTTRBCC.