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“Traditionalists are Having too much fun,” says Vatican Official
VATICAN—Following the move of the Summorum Pontificum Pilgrimage Mass from St. Peter’s Basilica to St. Mary Major, one Vatican official is telling The Roman Caller that in his view, “traditionalists are having too much fun.” “The problem is not the fine vestments or the gold chalices,” rather, “the issue lies squarely in the fact that…
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Leo Appoints AI Cardinal to Handle Iran Situation
VATICAN — The Vatican announced today the creation of the first AI cardinal as a means of dealing with the current situation in the…
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Mother of James and John Examined for Hearing Loss
JERUSALEM — Talk about a faux pas of biblical proportions! Mary Salome, the mother of James and John and wife of Zebedee, caught controversy…
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Mike Huckabee Seen Carrying Arc of the Covenant into Iran
ISRAEL — U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee was seen by spectators today flanked by American military personnel, some of whom were also helping him carry…
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Cardinal Roche to Take Over Iran as New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — Cardinal Arthur Roche has just been given an unusual task of taking over the Iranian government following American-Israeli airstrikes over the weekend.…
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BREAKING: War Between Vatican and Israel IMMINENT
VATICAN — The world is currently on edge as Pope Leo XIV has evacuated the Apostolic Nunciature in Tel Aviv, noting through private communications…
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Thief Arrested By Cardinal Dolan
NEW YORK — A thief was arrested on Tuesday by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, archbishop emeritus of New York. Up to this point, George Collins…
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Priest Contracts “Thumb Acne” following Ash Wednesday Masses
LOCAL — “It’s incurable.” Those are the blunt words every dermatologist has told Fr. Anthony Gomez of St. Hildegard’s Catholic Church after he discovered…
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Pope Asks SSPX to Give up Consecrations for Lent
VATICAN — Pope Leo XIV made headlines Tuesday when he challenged the Society of Saint Pius X (SSPX) to “give up planning the consecration…
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Study: Toxic Chemicals Found in Ash Wednesday Ashes
WORLD — The Catholic world was left reeling on Saturday after a Florida-based study reported that Ash Wednesday mass-produced ashes contained toxic chemicals and…
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Report: You Gave up the Internet for Lent, but you’re Reading this Article
LOCAL — An investigative report by The Roman Caller found that you gave up the internet for Lent, but you’re reading this article. Sources…