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Bishop Feeling Really Dumb For Swatting Fly During Anglican Blessing
VATICAN—Bishop Enrico Ricardo of Cacahuete, Spain is kicking himself for swatting at a fly the exact moment that Dame Sarah Mullally began giving a blessing in the Clementine Chapel. The result was a photo that spread around Tuesday which allegedly showed him making the sign of the cross in reception of the blessing. Ricardo claims…
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US Bishops Decry “Egregious” Trump Post, but admit “It was kinda funny though”
U.S. — The United States Conference for Catholic Bishops (USCCB) has decried a now-deleted post by President Donald Trump for allegedly racist subtexts, while…
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Op-ed: SSPX Consecrations are Contributing to “Sequel Fatigue”
When I heard the news about the Society of Saint Pius X (SSPX) planning to consecrate new bishops this week, I let out an…
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Calvin Robinson switches Denomination for the 30th time this Year
Rev. Calvin Robinson announced Friday that he has decided to change Christian denominations again. “The Western Greek Armenian Pseudo Anglo-Catholic Church 2 has graciously…
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Priest Sues MC following Biretta “Flattening”
LOCAL — A priest has sued his parish’s MC after an incident occurred which parishioners have dubbed “The Flattening.” Rev. John Wilson, a priest of…
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WaPo Lays off 400 following crappy article about Charlotte
WASHINGTON — The Washington Post is facing massive decline following an article it published on Tuesday regarding the Diocese of Charlotte. Sources close the…
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Cardinal Marx sets sights on T-800 Robot, following Synodal Blunder
Cardinal Reinhard Marx of Munich and Freising is reportedly trying his hand at robotics in the creation of his new humanoid android, the “T-800.”…
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Pope Leo appoints Michael Lewis as Grand Inquisitor
VATICAN — The Holy See announced early on Wednesday that Michael J Lewis will be assigned as Vatican Grand Inquisitor, effective June 1, 2026.…
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True Life Community Announces Consecration of new Bishops
CHICAGO — In a shocking turn of events, True Life Community, a nondenominational church on Chicago’s West Side, announced Monday its plans to consecrate…