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Summorum Pontificum Pilgrims Barred From Using Vatican Bathrooms
VATICAN CITY—Attendees of the Summorum Pontificum pilgrimage in Rome were shocked this weekend when the Vatican police denied them entrance to the bathrooms located in the Vatican museum. “I reeaaaallly have to go….” said one pilgrim to The Roman Caller before bolting to the closest trattoria. The Roman Caller reached out to the Vatican for…
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Critical Time in the Church Causes Author to have Aneurysm
[Editor’s note: The following was written by a staff writer for The Roman Caller. He suffered a serious aneurysm while finishing the piece. After…
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Study: Exodus 90 is Source of 90% of all spam Emails
WORLD — A recent study conducted out of Baylor University found that Exodus 90, a popular Catholic penance program, sends out 90% of spam…
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US Bishops Decry “Egregious” Trump Post, but admit “It was kinda funny though”
U.S. — The United States Conference for Catholic Bishops (USCCB) has decried a now-deleted post by President Donald Trump for allegedly racist subtexts, while…
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Op-ed: SSPX Consecrations are Contributing to “Sequel Fatigue”
When I heard the news about the Society of Saint Pius X (SSPX) planning to consecrate new bishops this week, I let out an…
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Calvin Robinson switches Denomination for the 30th time this Year
Rev. Calvin Robinson announced Friday that he has decided to change Christian denominations again. “The Western Greek Armenian Pseudo Anglo-Catholic Church 2 has graciously…
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Priest Sues MC following Biretta “Flattening”
LOCAL — A priest has sued his parish’s MC after an incident occurred which parishioners have dubbed “The Flattening.” Rev. John Wilson, a priest of…
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WaPo Lays off 400 following crappy article about Charlotte
WASHINGTON — The Washington Post is facing massive decline following an article it published on Tuesday regarding the Diocese of Charlotte. Sources close the…
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Cardinal Marx sets sights on T-800 Robot, following Synodal Blunder
Cardinal Reinhard Marx of Munich and Freising is reportedly trying his hand at robotics in the creation of his new humanoid android, the “T-800.”…
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Pope Leo appoints Michael Lewis as Grand Inquisitor
VATICAN — The Holy See announced early on Wednesday that Michael J Lewis will be assigned as Vatican Grand Inquisitor, effective June 1, 2026.…
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True Life Community Announces Consecration of new Bishops
CHICAGO — In a shocking turn of events, True Life Community, a nondenominational church on Chicago’s West Side, announced Monday its plans to consecrate…