Category: Extra Ecclesiam
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Leo Appoints AI Cardinal to Handle Iran Situation
VATICAN — The Vatican announced today the creation of the first AI cardinal as a means of dealing with the current situation in the…
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Mother of James and John Examined for Hearing Loss
JERUSALEM — Talk about a faux pas of biblical proportions! Mary Salome, the mother of James and John and wife of Zebedee, caught controversy…
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Mike Huckabee Seen Carrying Arc of the Covenant into Iran
ISRAEL — U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee was seen by spectators today flanked by American military personnel, some of whom were also helping him carry…
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Cardinal Roche to Take Over Iran as New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — Cardinal Arthur Roche has just been given an unusual task of taking over the Iranian government following American-Israeli airstrikes over the weekend.…
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BREAKING: War Between Vatican and Israel IMMINENT
VATICAN — The world is currently on edge as Pope Leo XIV has evacuated the Apostolic Nunciature in Tel Aviv, noting through private communications…
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Thief Arrested By Cardinal Dolan
NEW YORK — A thief was arrested on Tuesday by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, archbishop emeritus of New York. Up to this point, George Collins…
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Priest Contracts “Thumb Acne” following Ash Wednesday Masses
LOCAL — “It’s incurable.” Those are the blunt words every dermatologist has told Fr. Anthony Gomez of St. Hildegard’s Catholic Church after he discovered…
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Pope Asks SSPX to Give up Consecrations for Lent
VATICAN — Pope Leo XIV made headlines Tuesday when he challenged the Society of Saint Pius X (SSPX) to “give up planning the consecration…
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Study: Toxic Chemicals Found in Ash Wednesday Ashes
WORLD — The Catholic world was left reeling on Saturday after a Florida-based study reported that Ash Wednesday mass-produced ashes contained toxic chemicals and…
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Report: You Gave up the Internet for Lent, but you’re Reading this Article
LOCAL — An investigative report by The Roman Caller found that you gave up the internet for Lent, but you’re reading this article. Sources…