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Bishop Feeling Really Dumb For Swatting Fly During Anglican Blessing
VATICAN—Bishop Enrico Ricardo of Cacahuete, Spain is kicking himself for swatting at a fly the exact moment that Dame Sarah Mullally began giving a…
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Pope Leo Taps Archbishop Sarah Mullally for Divine Worship Secretary
VATICAN—The Holy See announced in its daily bulletin today that Archbishop Sarah Mullally, current Anglican archbishop of Canterbury, will be taking Cardinal Arthur Roche’s…
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Pope Leo Posts AI Image of Himself as President of the United States
VATICAN—In response to President Donald Trump’s Truth Social post falsely depicting himself as Jesus Christ, Leo XIV posted a similar AI-Generated image of himself…
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Altar Server Accidentally Flips Back to Ash Wednesday—Plunges Parish Back into 40 Days of Penance
LOCAL — Book-bearer Brandon Smith is catching heat at a St. James Catholic Church after he accidentally flipped to the Mass for Ash Wednesday…
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Christmas-Easter Catholic Learns of Pope Francis’ Death
LOCAL — Peggy Branson, age 52, has been in shambles since yesterday morning after learning the news that Pope Francis died April 21 of…
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Leo Claims Traditionis Custodes was “Just a Prank”
VATICAN—Pope Leo told the press Saturday that Traditionis Custodes was a big joke. According to Leo, the 2021 document restricting the use of the…
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Extraterrestrial Appears in Leo XIV Pachamama Photo
THE ROMAN CALLER — While internet discussions grew evermore lively over the weekend following the release of an alleged photo from the 90’s of…
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Priest Buys “Pentegon-Sized” Amount of Crab Legs
BALTIMORE — Just days after U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth came under fire for expenditures of $93 Billion on what many claimed were…
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Parish Disappointed with Temu Palms
OKLAHOMA CITY — The parish staff of an Oklahoma City parish is panicking after ordering what they thought would be palms for Palm Sunday.…
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Pastor Forgets that it’s Daylight Savings—Offers all Masses an Hour Late
RICHMOND—A priest at St. Brendan’s in Richmond, Virginia offered Masses an hour late, forgetting that it is now Daylight Saving Time. Father Paul Canis,…